Dear J. Crew at the Promenade,
We have been friends for a while now, but it is time to talk. Please suck it up and invest in some better lighting for your dressing rooms. I would totally have bought this skirt (at an additional 40% off the sale price) if not for the fact that I was distracted and disgusted by the odd greeenish tone of my skin while I was trying it on.
And now it is warm outside and I am sad that I didn't buy it because it would have transitioned so well from summer to fall. And the gray would have looked awesome with the crazy magenta heels that I found at Forever 21 and still haven't had a chance to wear. Also, I am pretty sure the skin tone issue was your fault and not mine, because I looked just fine at Old Navy five minutes after I fled from your store. And if I am having a more high quality shopping experience at ON, there is something seriously wrong with you.