I found this cabinet on Craigslist, where it was rather optimistically described as "shabby chic." It was certainly shabby. And I'm not even showing you the hideous black stain defacing the top of it.
We (and by we, I mostly mean D, who kindly took over this project for me) washed it up, primed it and then painted it a warm grey.
To make it a little more fun, we painted the inside of the drawers bright green.
It fits in perfectly.