D: Wow. That looks like someone hung thongs up on the wall.
Me: Uh, that's bunting.
D: What's bunting?
Me: You know, like the stuff that used car salesmen put out, but cuter.
Apparently, someone around here isn't totally aware of all the wedding blog trends. Luckily, this was a purely academic discussion because if I had had my heart set on bunting, I would have had some serious convincing to do. Don't worry - we're having metallic streamers instead.
P.S. Still on jury duty.